A little birdy (read: the internet) is making a big deal about today’s date and while I’m not sure what the big deal is, I’m going to roll with it anyways. Today is allegedly a lucky day, which for me is no big deal because I’m Irish and carry luck with me wherever I go, but I’ll be making three *magical* wishes and hope they come true regardless.
Wish #1 ~ I wish for an infinite amount of wishes! What, who says that’s against the rules – The wish fairie!? Oh, the wish fairie really did say that? Shit. Ok, let me start over because you do NOT want to anger the wish fairie.
Wish #1 ~ I wish for unlimited amonts of energy. I don’t know if it’s the recent time change or my aging 25 year old body, but let me tell you, I am *tired* these days. I’m talking “I want to go to bed at 8pm and skip all of my TV shows” tired.
Wish #2 ~ I wish that teleporters were real. I miss my family and would love to head to Canada for a quick weekend visit, but unfortunatley heading to Canada means I have to: board my dogs, drive 5 hours, deal with traffic at the border, spend a lot on gas etc. The invention of teleporters that could safely get me from Michigan to Ontario would change my life and make me soooo happy. Scientists, get to work!
Wish #3 ~ I wish I could have the ability to tune people out. So much of the stress I experience on a daily basis is due to my inability to tune annoying/loud/obnoxious people out. I hear *everything* at work even when i’m not trying to listen in. If I could just exist in a little bubble for at least 6 hours out of my day I’d be so much more relaxed and happy : )
Those are my 3 wishes for 11/11/11 – What are yours?